is it even possible...

• for my car to slurp through a whole jug of washer fluid in 2 weeks?
• for walmart to be out of washer fluid?
• for my boss' wife to ask "have you ever heard of elvis presley?"
• for cassava chips to taste so good? (go to bulk barn and get some NOW! do it! try the spicy ones and prepare for the inferno, or just try the plain ones. and get some plantain chips while you're there too. do it!)
• for me to be really excited about doing my photography homework?
• for me to currently be reading more than six books at a time and excited about them all? (actually reading them, unlike school books...)
• for me to be unable to remember the last time i had a phone conversation with melissa? (i think it was last friday? maybe??)
• for a rice steamer to come without a warning label and for me to burn my hand pretty good? oh wait, there IS a warning label...
• for people to look out a window at the world and say that there is no God?