there once was a cute little froggy...

his leg was the first to go

we thought he needed four legs

but sweet mr. darcy said "no"

second went a rubber eyeball

for who needs two to see?

one removed by mr. darcy

last torn out was his heart

his squeaker of a soul

then did his dear life depart

and he's in the trash can now buried in fluff from another unlucky toy